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PANEL 1: In a paradise-like setting with white sand beaches and palm trees, three Rhinn relax in the water. One Rhinn wears goggles, and sinks under the water up to his eyes. One lounges wearing an inflatable toy that looks like a cartoon version of a Tesskan. The third holds a beach ball. 
RHINN 1 (in the floaty): I can’t believe this place is HOME, now. They said it would be a paradise, But I didn’t think it would actually BE a paradise.

PANEL 2: The Rhinn in a floaty stands up, gesturing. The Rhinn holding the ball looks horrified.
RHINN 1 (in the floaty: Nothing is trying to murder us. Nothing is trying to eat us. There are no storms or beasts out to kill us.
RHINN 2 (holding the ball): My only fear…has been missing the buffet.

PANEL 3: The Rhinn in the floaty relaxes back in to floating in the water, continuing to remark on their good fortune.
RHINN 1: And I’ve slept! Last night I slept through the night! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!

PANEL 4: The Rhinn in goggles picks a crap up out of the water, the Rhinn with a floaty is seen in silhouette in the background.
RHINN 3 (with goggles): And look! This is what passes for a TREE CRAB, here!
RHINN 1 (with floaty): Ha!

PANEL 5: The Rhinn with the floating puts his hand on the shoulder of the Rhinn with the ball as they burst out in joyful laughter.
RHINN 1 (with floaty): A ha ha ha!
RHINN 2 (with ball): a-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

PANEL 6: The two stop laughing, eyes wide. RHINN 1’s hand is still on RHINN 2’s shoulder.
RHINN 1 (with floaty): H—
RHINN 2 (with ball): * (his words disappear from his thought bubble, indicating a realization)

PANEL 7: The two Rhinn burst out in tears, throwing their head back, wailing. The beach ball floats away.
Sound effect that stretches from PANEL 7 to the background of PANEL 8: WAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

PANEL 8: RHINN 3 (with the goggles), stands in the foreground, talking to the crab he holds in his hands. In the background, RHINN 1 and 2 hold each other, still weeping.
RHINN 3: I, too, have cried six times today.

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PANEL 1: In a paradise-like setting with white sand beaches and palm trees, three Rhinn relax in the water. One Rhinn wears goggles, and sinks under the water up to his eyes. One lounges wearing an inflatable toy that looks like a cartoon version of a Tesskan. The third holds a beach ball. 
RHINN 1 (in the floaty): I can’t believe this place is HOME, now. They said it would be a paradise, But I didn’t think it would actually BE a paradise.

PANEL 2: The Rhinn in a floaty stands up, gesturing. The Rhinn holding the ball looks horrified.
RHINN 1 (in the floaty: Nothing is trying to murder us. Nothing is trying to eat us. There are no storms or beasts out to kill us.
RHINN 2 (holding the ball): My only fear…has been missing the buffet.

PANEL 3: The Rhinn in the floaty relaxes back in to floating in the water, continuing to remark on their good fortune.
RHINN 1: And I’ve slept! Last night I slept through the night! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!

PANEL 4: The Rhinn in goggles picks a crap up out of the water, the Rhinn with a floaty is seen in silhouette in the background.
RHINN 3 (with goggles): And look! This is what passes for a TREE CRAB, here!
RHINN 1 (with floaty): Ha!

PANEL 5: The Rhinn with the floating puts his hand on the shoulder of the Rhinn with the ball as they burst out in joyful laughter.
RHINN 1 (with floaty): A ha ha ha!
RHINN 2 (with ball): a-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

PANEL 6: The two stop laughing, eyes wide. RHINN 1’s hand is still on RHINN 2’s shoulder.
RHINN 1 (with floaty): H—
RHINN 2 (with ball): * (his words disappear from his thought bubble, indicating a realization)

PANEL 7: The two Rhinn burst out in tears, throwing their head back, wailing. The beach ball floats away.
Sound effect that stretches from PANEL 7 to the background of PANEL 8: WAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

PANEL 8: RHINN 3 (with the goggles), stands in the foreground, talking to the crab he holds in his hands. In the background, RHINN 1 and 2 hold each other, still weeping.
RHINN 3: I, too, have cried six times today.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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