Or a potato salad? what sort of comestible will it take? Milk Duds? A Baby Ruth. I make a mean popcorn ball with Rich Buttery Toffee and De Arbol Chiles. Vanilla infused bourbon in strong coffee with a drop of molasses and a dollop of heavy cream?
|7% (1)||Mindless flattery|
|28% (4)||Thousands of earwigs singing "It's Small World"|
|21% (3)||Kidnap his Pug and train it in Klingon Opera before it is returned safely|
|35% (5)||Thousand of Ice Cream trucks circling his home all playing the "Barney" song|