As I always do, I've moved around the archives of "The Esteemed Gentleman Alonso, Who Came From The Stars", to that it now reads continuously in the archives.*
The story begins HERE. And huge thanks, again, to Evan Dahm for the amazing story!
*The reader comments for those strips won't match up, anymore. Alas, we live in a fallen, imperfect world of ash and woe and great gnashing of teeth.